Colorado is Full

Dear Mr. Jones

We have your application for state residence but it is unfortunate that we must inform you that yours and all other applications will be denied until further notice. Colorado has accepted its last resident. 23 year old Pierre LaPlant a English major from Mexico City, moved into Grand Junction, filling the last vacant residence in the entire state.

If Pierre decides to leave. We will be happy to inform you.

Sincerely,
Rocky Lancelot
State of Colorado Resident Application Division Manager